Conversation with William over lunch today:
Me: So, did you enjoy your sleepover at Jamie’s last night?
Will: Yes, it was great.
Me: Did you sleep in Jamie’s room with him?
Will: Yes, I had a mattress on the floor. Jamie’s got his own bathroom, too.
Me: Has he?
Will: Yes, and he’s got a deebay.
Me: Sorry, a what?
Will: A deebay.
Me: Sorry, darling, I don’t know what you mean. What’s a deebay?
Will: You know, Mum, like we had in Greece.
Me: In Greece?
Will (getting exasperated by my stupidity): You KNOW, Mum, where you wash your bottom!!
Me: Oh! A bidet!