… Is it that the very morning my hair looks like I’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards and I haven’t had time to do my face, is the same morning that one of the perfectly coiffed Yummy Mummies decides to shimmy up to my car window in her five inch Prada boots for a gossip, whilst I’m attempting a stealth drive-by drop off at the school gates?
… When you’re waiting for a four or five parcels to be delivered, is it always the one that you really need that doesn’t arrive, whilst all the others do?
… Is it that when I decide to turn off the central heating and get the summer duvets out as the weather’s been so warm, the following morning there is frost on the ground?
… When I do the weekly supermarket shop, the one item I’ve forgotten is ALWAYS something that I need for dinner that very evening?
… When I find myself with half an hour to spare doing nothing whilst out and about, is it the only time that week that I’ve forgotten to put my book into my handbag?